Monday, August 19, 2013

1 from Column A & 1 from Column M

When in Doubt, Order Sesame Chicken

Column A: Upon being told by her cardiologist that she shouldn't have Chinese food anymore:

"Not even if I order it without sodium gook-imate?"

Column M: Discussing my sister's and brother-in-law's preferences at their local Chinese buffet:

"Well, they like that grilled mongrel (Mongolian Grill)."

More, anon.