Malaprop Mom: July 2013

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Spy's the Limit

Christopher Gorham

While discussing the characters of Annie (Piper Perabo) and Auggie (Christopher Gorham) on USA's CIA spy show "Covert Affairs":

"I'm so glad she finally got together with Ooggie."

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Extinct Toys

Not a Sex Toy

Not Mom's but a good one:

Well, I have no idea why I cant embed a video here, so I guess I just have to link to it, here.

More, anon.

Prospero

Friday, July 5, 2013

Head of the Class

While watching Nick Cannon bop around backstage during 'America's Got Talent:'

"Nick, you're going to jerk your head right off your head!"

About Malaprop Mom

My mother is 71. She is smart and very funny. She's a voracious reader, but a terrible speller. She is funniest when she gets tongue-tied., which is often.

On his other blog Caliban's Revenge, Prospero occasionally talks about his mother. On Malaprop Mom, he will post the best of the things she says that crack him up.

And unless this is the blog that makes me millions (hahahahahahahahah...), she must never know it exists.

I love my mother as much as every child should love his or her mother. But she's just hilarious, both intentionally and not. I thought you might think so, too.

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